I am losing patience with Jillian. Quickly. Are they slipping drugs into her drinks at dinner? They must be because there is no way on the planet any respectable woman would be wooed by Wes after last nights events. Well maybe...I mean look at this picture. Who wouldn't want that!?
Firstly- could his band have sucked any more? And who has 9 people in a band? Shoot me now. They were terrible. And then when I had to hear that song again...oh that song... Secondly- wouldn't you find it strange that every time you have a conversation you have to hear that Wes has a CD coming out- and he has a CD coming out and he has a CD coming out!!! And she better be supportive of it or else! Plus all those crazy women when she met his "family." What on earth was that nonsense? Step moms and moms and step siblings all spouting sonnets about dear Wes.{Jill...this is a RED FLAG shouting "Get rid of Wes!"} And a good general rule I live by is any man who wears a white shirt with Grecian olive leaves embroidered all over it is not to be trusted. And thirdly- Jake is the best and if he comes to your door looking all adorable and tells you that Wes is a lying sack you believe him. {I loved that Jake handled that in a totally classy way and just made Wes look even more ridiculous. Plus...Jake in Pilot uniform? Yes please! Again...Jill...What the freak is wrong with you?!}
Whew...so anyways...
While I knew Michael was not going to last I was still sad to see him go. He was so sweet and real and I loved his family. They were definitely the best.
Reid is Tyler's favorite option at this point. I am still not sure how I feel about Reid...but I think I am starting to like him. But really he sort of seems like a non-issue right now. I tend to forget he is around.
But you know who I don't forget is around? ED ED ED!! More on that later. First- how terrifying was Kiptyns family? All of the love I was trying so hard to hold on to for him has been shred to pieces by his absolutely horrifying mother flanked by his equally horrifying sister. They had the eyes of dogs set to kill. Yikes. Jill...back slowly out of the house and into your car...carefully...don't turn your back or they might attack. That is the end of Kiptyn my friends. Mark my words. Seriously! They were scary. {shudder}
Kiptyn's mom looked a little something like this I think...
And now the best thing that has happened on this worthless season and the best decision Jill has ever made was to let Ed back on the show! Finally!
This season was almost too much for me. If Jill does not pick him...seriously I will lose my mind. I am not even joking. I love Ed. I always have. But I actually think this was a brilliant move by Ed. He went home, missed all the crap in the middle, appeased his boss- worked for a bit- got a little extension on his leave and then swept back in. This shows Jill a) he is serious about his career (and lets not forget that he has one...something that is in short supply with her choices thus far) b) he is responsible and c) that he is not afraid to follow his heart. Right? All the BS she is looking for. Jillian pick Ed. Pick Ed! Ed, Ed, Ed!
Firstly- could his band have sucked any more? And who has 9 people in a band? Shoot me now. They were terrible. And then when I had to hear that song again...oh that song... Secondly- wouldn't you find it strange that every time you have a conversation you have to hear that Wes has a CD coming out- and he has a CD coming out and he has a CD coming out!!! And she better be supportive of it or else! Plus all those crazy women when she met his "family." What on earth was that nonsense? Step moms and moms and step siblings all spouting sonnets about dear Wes.{Jill...this is a RED FLAG shouting "Get rid of Wes!"} And a good general rule I live by is any man who wears a white shirt with Grecian olive leaves embroidered all over it is not to be trusted. And thirdly- Jake is the best and if he comes to your door looking all adorable and tells you that Wes is a lying sack you believe him. {I loved that Jake handled that in a totally classy way and just made Wes look even more ridiculous. Plus...Jake in Pilot uniform? Yes please! Again...Jill...What the freak is wrong with you?!}Whew...so anyways...
While I knew Michael was not going to last I was still sad to see him go. He was so sweet and real and I loved his family. They were definitely the best.
Reid is Tyler's favorite option at this point. I am still not sure how I feel about Reid...but I think I am starting to like him. But really he sort of seems like a non-issue right now. I tend to forget he is around.
But you know who I don't forget is around? ED ED ED!! More on that later. First- how terrifying was Kiptyns family? All of the love I was trying so hard to hold on to for him has been shred to pieces by his absolutely horrifying mother flanked by his equally horrifying sister. They had the eyes of dogs set to kill. Yikes. Jill...back slowly out of the house and into your car...carefully...don't turn your back or they might attack. That is the end of Kiptyn my friends. Mark my words. Seriously! They were scary. {shudder}
Kiptyn's mom looked a little something like this I think...
And now the best thing that has happened on this worthless season and the best decision Jill has ever made was to let Ed back on the show! Finally! This season was almost too much for me. If Jill does not pick him...seriously I will lose my mind. I am not even joking. I love Ed. I always have. But I actually think this was a brilliant move by Ed. He went home, missed all the crap in the middle, appeased his boss- worked for a bit- got a little extension on his leave and then swept back in. This shows Jill a) he is serious about his career (and lets not forget that he has one...something that is in short supply with her choices thus far) b) he is responsible and c) that he is not afraid to follow his heart. Right? All the BS she is looking for. Jillian pick Ed. Pick Ed! Ed, Ed, Ed!
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I just can't decide about Reid. He is cute but they have downplayed him SO much. Maybe that means she is going to pick him?
I am so done with Kiptyn. And Wes. And I am in LOVE with Ed.
P.S. Did you read Chris Harrison's blog? So funny.
Well Sad Meg, can't wait to talk to you about this episode! I agree, Ed is growing on me! I just loveddddd Michael. I know I know, he was never going to make it to the end but he only got CUTER when you met his twin brother! And his family? Probably the most fun I've seen on an episode of the Bachelorette!
Wes makes me throw up in my mouth every time I see him. I made Luke fast forward his horrific love song for her. I can't BELIEVE she still picked him. I'm starting to realy believe the show gets a say in who stays? Or is she really that dumb? I'm losing all hope...and yet, I'm still watching the show?
Agreed about Kypton, creepy mother-in-law means RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
Reid= Not sure about thim. He seems decent, nice, but there is something about him that just doesn't convince me!
Those are my two-bits! :)
Yes, Wes is a total Moron!.....he reminds me of someone who I really don't like, but I need to be careful what I say! I loved the previews for the next epidsode...if she doesn't get rid of him after that I might puke.
I starting laughing when he was singing becaue I was imagining millions of girls screaming for their lives but he probably think they love him. Hilarious! Have fun on your road trip!
I need to get you on my google reader, becuase sometimes I forget to read your blog, which is a tragedy because you are hilarious! I couldn't agree more with everything you said. I am 100% an Ed fan, and I'm not sure if you've already seen last nights episode but it was SO nice that Jill finally saw all of Wess' true ugly colors. We seriously need to have a Bachelorette finale party. I'll make the treats! :)
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